It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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