you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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