Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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