I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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