youre lurking in front of me
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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