Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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