I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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