ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Life is so much better after having sex.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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