can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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