I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You don't make any sense
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It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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