i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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