so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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