I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize