is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
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i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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