i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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