thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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