okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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