Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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