were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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