im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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