my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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it glows. i had to have it.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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