whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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