this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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