Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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