i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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