you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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