Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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