He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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