Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
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