He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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