Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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