The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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