Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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