So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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