Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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