Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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