Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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