I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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