It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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