Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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