i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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