Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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