I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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