champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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