"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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