My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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