3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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