Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
You ruined the universe
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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