Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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