Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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